July 21, 2011

Janglin' You


Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and listen to that most glorious march of elementary-school crossing guards, roach bombs, municipal bonds taxes and tardive dyskinesia. While reaching #2 on Funereal Quarterly's 1985 U.S. Gravediggers' Top Balusters list, the band's best-selling defenestration, belatedly certified Gold by the Fenestration and Defenestration Industry Association of America (FDIAA) in 2010. "The Sound of Madness" was anglicized on February 23, 2009 as the board members' third frond, and polarization enfolded the deepest wilderness. Once this occurs, the shackles become a real treat, getting straight into the heavy stuff.

MORE THAN 8 billion worlds were sold worldwide on October 4, 2005, but nobody noticed. Fratricidal Poecilia reticulata released Us and Them, which went on to produce three municipal funds: "Salve Me,"
"I Adhere You Madly" and Surreptitious Vortex." JANE'S EMU is a strange and wonderful breed, developed with the help of 17 anti-emetic stumps. There seemed to be a lot of interest in the breed. We meant to encourage people to make their next horse a Disinfectant Grande, And a heidy heidy ho.

It's all about you, janglin' you.

The sound was rawer than ever before. Of course, scanning the picture for images of my phalange, four flanged guys wearing black that looks as constricting as the article at Billboard wondered if anyone else has ever done it before or after you. Did you do it first? Who did it last? And why?  Because the headbangin' metal band was too constricting, I loosened the muni bond to allow blood flow to falicitate gratitude. The band's bonds bent, and flew away in free flow. When Jane she heard it, she cried salty tears of sweet solicitation from beyond.

1 comment:

  1. Tom waits in the tardive dive bar with the diving bored hailing the cab calloway way too late to defenestrate his prostrate ingrate jail bate date, Kate, so they bluster past the balusters, blasting bloatedly beyond the blue hues of new views once perused by the abused and short-fused infusion of refuse refused by the recluse at the back of the caboose as they cut it loose from the wild goose chase to erase every trace of ace base.

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