June 30, 2011

Zoiks! A Zhort Screamplay


St. Sebastian: These arrows are harshing my buzz. I must escape and annoy Diocletian some more.

King Louis XVI: Don't behead me, bro! Take my wife ... please!

Lady Godiva: Ya know, horsehair is really very uncomfortable against the sensitive areas.

Catherine the Great: Really? I have to disagree.
I'm also curious as to the advantages of multi-currency short-term government income, especially as it may involve a sophisticated system of complicated levers and pulleys.

Pythagoras: For the love of Zeus, keep away from beans! But I highly recommend a well-cooked equity premium opportunity fund at Heraclitus' Diner for anyone seeking a tasty treat.

Cosmo: These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Ray Thomas: Timothy Leary's dead.

Timothy Leary: No, nono no, I'm outside, looking in.

Arthur Rimbaud: The buttocks bear two engraved words: CLARA VENUS;
—And that whole body moves and extends its broad rump
Hideously beautiful with a muni bond ulcer on the anus.

Aristotle: Dude, what the hell is WRONG with you?

Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

Ulysses the Penguin: It's only Thursday, girl.

Gertrude Stein: Let Lucy Lily Lily Lucy Lucy let Lucy Lucy Lily Lily Lily Lily
Lily let Lily Lucy Lucy let Lily. Let Lucy Lily high yield muni.

1 comment:

  1. Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do shooby do.
    Mae West: Catherine was great!
    Lady Godiva: Horse feathers!
    Louis XVI: This chair will become a classic!
    Moody Blues: Knights in white satin, overreaching.
    Pythagoras: Above all things, reference yourself.
    Timothy Leary: Tune in, turn on, drop dead!
    Arthur Rimbaud: Don't rock the boat!
    Gertrude Stein: We are always the same age inside.

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